About Me

I really hate doing these "about me" sections, so instead of giving a 3 page book on who I am, I've listed random facts about my self. I'll update this list monthly.
Updated last: 11.21.08

I pride my self on being confident in my decision making. For some reason that same confidence has given off an aura of "selfishness" and "arrogance." I don't see it, but peers alike reassure me it's absolutely true.

I over analyze everything. I'm a constant thinker, unfortunately that can be a gift and a curse because my anxiety tends to disagree with my rumbling thoughts.

I like people who aren't only different, but creative. It's sad whenever I see a human being trying so hard to be someone else.....such as a celebrity.

I research everything, so don't tell me something and expect for me to believe it without me doing quick cross reference check via internet on my BlackBerry.

I hate astrology.

I'm not really a breakfast person. A couple of pieces a fruit, and I can usually hold off till lunch for a big meal.

I don't stand in lines. Especially when it comes to clubs. I rather punch a brick wall.

I love "apple cranberry" juice.

Showers, not baths.

I believe the Napolean complex is a serious issue in America.

I'm very passionate about politics.

I'm pro-choice.

I think Sarah Palin is hot.

Sometimes I pretend to be naive, to boost people's egos.

I have a small but tight group of friends. I don't like to do anything socially without one of them present. I've never been a "friend hopper" - the same friends I have today are the same friends I've had since childhood. Unlike the mass majority of the public I know the difference between "friends" and "associates." There's absolutely nothing wrong with associates, however it's important to know the difference.

I type extremely fast.

This website has gotten me in more trouble than I could imagine offline. Regardless I've never changed, or edited the content.

I want to get married young.

I have no immediate plans to have kids. In fact if my future wife doesn't want kids I'm perfectly fine with that.

I'm the master at purposely avoiding people in public. You would think someone my height wouldn't be, but trust me - I know all the tricks.

I've taken a polygraph (lie detector) before and passed successfully.

I've been in at least 10 car accidents (I was the driver in only 3 accidents). In the most recent accident I flew out the passenger window from the driver side seat. Real messy scene to say the least.

I pride myself on the ability to disappear and lose total contact with people I deem necessary. I strongly believe in the term "out of sight, out of mind."

I hate make-up, especially on pretty women....it's just overkill. There's nothing more attractive than natural beauty.

What I won't do for you, the next guy will.....so don't complain, just move on.

I'm extremely sarcastic. When I come across someone who's sarcastically handicap it tends to annoy me, or vice versa.

I hate rap music with no lyrical content i.e Soulja Boy Tell Em, DJ Unk, etc.

I hate driving! My anxiety and patience is partially why.

Eric Benet and I have shared the same problems before.

I have a 10 year old little sister.

I love running. Not jogging, or power walking...running! It not only relieves my stress, but keeps my cardio up to par. On my worst day I can run a 1.5 mile in under 13 minutes.

I'm very observant, I usually can predict a confrontation before it happens.

I hate large crowds of people I.E. Taste of Chicago, Great America, Parades etc.

I hate pity, therefore I keep all my problems to myself.

I love helping people on computer related topics. My family and friends call me all the time for troubleshooting.

Verizon Wireless is my mobile carrier.

I don't eat beef or pork. Yes that's right, I don't eat steak, hamburgers, pork chops, ribs, or anything else that has beef or pork in it.

  I attend church about twice a month.

I wear a size 14 shoe, 15 if your nasty.

I realize that last comment in the previous fact probably wasn't necessary.

I love Spinach deep dish pizza.

I wear absolutely nothing other than Sean John for the pass 8 years.

I hate waiting on people just as much as I hate people to wait on me.

TV Shows: Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, How I Met Your Mother, America's Most Wanted, Cops, & Judge Mathis.

Movies: The Departed, Vanilla Sky, Belly, Training Day, Saving Private Ryan, The Break-Up, & American Beauty.

I've changed tires for complete strangers on several occasions, and didn't accept a penny.

I much rather go to a intimate social gathering than the club. I like a more "controlled environment."

I can cook, I just hate to do it.

I don't complain about anything. People who constantly complain annoy me. Life is full of problems, suck it up - and keep going.

I pick my nose when no one's looking. Hold on for a sec.........ok I'm back, that last one was a juicy one.

I hate "tramp stamp" tattoos (tattoos on the lower back) on females. It looks very tacky to me. My advice to any female looking to get a "tramp stamp" - don't do it! As years go by it looks horrible as the color fades, with the added look of stretch marks from your pregnancy.

I'm a horrible speller.

I'm very laid back. It takes a lot to make me angry. I rather laugh at you than argue with you.

For years I thought Jay-Z was a talented overrated rapper, and Beyonce was a talented overrated singer. Well I'll be damn....almost 7 years later they got married.

I strongly believe in Karma.

I don't date married women........anymore.

I think the Dave Chappelle show was overrated.

I love honesty, I don't care how much the truth hurts or how politically incorrect it is, just give it to me straight.

I rarely check my voicemail, in fact I prefer for the mailbox to be full.

I listened to Don Imus years before his incident with the women's Ruckers basketball team. I learned so much from listening to his radio show every morning while getting ready for school. The 1st interview with Barack Obama I heard to was on the Don Imus radio show in 2004.

Eye Candy: Cassie, Eva Mendez, Christina Milian, Jennifer Lopez (before the pregnancy), Joe Budden's girlfriend (Tahety), Julissa Bermudez, and Neicy. 

Speaking of Cassie, she's beautiful isn't she?

I love Young Buck's CD entitled Straight Outta Cashville.

I believe 2pac is the greatest rapper of all time.

I believe Nas is the best rapper alive.

I love Brandy's CDs entitled "Full Moon" and especially "Afrodisac."

I absolutely hate cigarette smoke.

I love ALL of Sade's music.

Women who smoke cigarettes are a total turn off. Regardless of how attractive they are, it's something that I will absolutely not tolerate.

Blink 182's Adam Song is one of my favorite songs of all time. At the age of 13 I designed my first graphic behind the inspiration of the lyrics. In every website I've ever designed there has been at least one quote taken from the song. I never tell anyone, I leave it up to the readers to discover it.

I'm addicted to my BlackBerry, within it is my entire life. With that said, it is password protected, so stay back!

I believe "once a good girl has gone bad, she's gone forever." Sure you can try to redeem her, but you're just wasting your time.

I watch CNN more than MTV.

I love Hooters restaurant!  The TMI wings are great.

I never use the word "hate" when speaking about someone.

I hate don't like to hear people  use the term "ugly" when describing someone. It's just so mean.

I'm a great listener, and even better at giving advice.

I would love to go into politics after retirement. Nothing national, possibly something locally.

I've saved every txt message I've had for the past two years using BlackBerry's desktop service. It's great for proving points, blackmail, etc. You should try it sometime.

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22. Gemini. Chicago IL. south side. African American. 6 foot 5. 210 pounds soaking wet. heterosexual. Christian. pro-choice. liberal   

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