Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Kells Says His Recent Penile Augmentation Is Accredited To A Vasectomy Not Enlargement....Surprisingly

It's official, I'm starting my own movement. It's geared towards young adults like myself who don't want to procreate. Yes that's right, this movement is for people like myself who don't want children today, tomorrow, or 10 years from now.

It obviously has nothing to do with maturity, it's more so the question of personal preference and the desire to take on one of life's most rewarding yet challenging responsibilities. I realize at the age of 23 that I'm not cut out for that lifestyle. Without sounding like the self absorbed, irrational, and egotistical jerk I'm so often yet inaccurately accused of being - I simply want to state "I love my life." When I say I love my life, I simply mean I wouldn't want to change anything about it at this point. The unrestricted freedom, the spontaneous events, and the lack of attachment is enough to make me feel satisfied as an adult. I feel like having a child would further hinder that.

On the street (at work) I come into contact with people everyday who are definitely unfit to be parents, and I constantly ask myself questions that ponder in my head my entire shift. Questions like; Why be a parent that's equally detrimental to the public as the child itself? Being that you have 6 kids in a 2 bedroom apartment let me ask, are you really that fertile or is Birth Control the Anti Christ around here? How is it the kid's have new clothes, but there's no food in the refrigerator? Perhaps more people should take heed to my proposal, and decide that children might not be the best option for them. But then again, that goes parallel with the " in a perfect world" theory.

I've even gone as far as to research the possibilities of me getting a vasectomy. Lucky for me my health insurance covers vasectomies, so it wouldn't be much of a cost factor. The difficult part will be finding a Doctor to perform the operation itself. From what I've been told most Doctors refuse to perform vasectomies on men who don't have at least 1 child. Well, looks like I'm going to go off the deep end on this one. Let's see if any Mexican surgeons take Blue Cross Blue Shield. Besides I hear getting surgery in Mexico is more of a thrill than a rewarding experience. We all know I love a cheap thrill. No pun intended.

This absolutely has nothing to do with how I get along with Children. I love children. It's mesmerizing to sit and watch a child develop from an infant into their adolescent years. In fact years ago when I worked with Children I remember questioning if working with children was something I wanted to do as a career. I love children, unfortunately I love the fact I don't have any even more.

Final Thought: What hurts is some people think it's their personal obligation to have children. Regardless of the totality of the circumstances, they deprive themselves of common sense and make one of the biggest decisions of their lives without thinking rationally.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

looking at the flicker its amazing how many pictures there are of della. (who sees kells occasionally....often lately)and how few there are of kells suppose to be best friend PHIL. not even a once a moth phil sighting. Just a thought . Matt and lo once a week phil>>>> the shits too far back and i dont have enough time to wait for my blackberry to load ....maybe phil should get a sight>>>>>>>>> matt has one LMFAO We love you phil........

Wednesday, July 01, 2009  
Blogger Angelo said...

Having a child(ren) is a major responsibility & it is time consuming. I get my daughter 3 days a week and take a loss on a lot of things because My Favorite Girl is MY TOP PRIORITY. I won't dish my daughter off for another female (-And it's been some NIIIICE chicks that I could have proceeded with but I would rather reschedule them). With my work schedule I be too tired & still have to maintain a social life. It's not easy because I have to do things with my daughter, kick it with my guys and make time for dating. I'm glad I have a daughter because it keep me in line & I stay focused. A lot of people don't deserve kids because of their living arrangements but I try not to be judgemental.
One thing I can say is that I do appreciate the mother of my child. She's not an unfit mother and I don't have to worry about my daughter when she is with her. My BiGGesT concern now is, having another child out of wed-lock. I don't want that, so I think of ways all the time of how and what to do. I am very careful when I step outside my "boundaries" because if I was to slip up, I have something that's worth standing for.

Final Thought- The simplest thing may be the hardest thing for an individual to do but it could be the easiest thing to overcome a difficult boundary!

Wednesday, July 01, 2009  
Anonymous Andrea said...

Steve, you're very young and I can understand you not wanting to have children and/or strings attached with women. Someone your age without at least one child is very rare these days. We are living in a time where a lot of young people feel the need to have a child because they think it makes them an adult (or they were being just plain careless and irresponsible at the time) and are forgetting to have a LIFE. Once you have that child, it's not only your life you are living for anymore. I have a daughter myself and though she has made me more mature and a responsible person, having to take care of her does limit me to the things I used to be free to do. Just like Angelo stated, I may want to go out, date, etc and really have to make a balance. And even though her dad gets her, I'm her primary caretaker, so it limits me more than it does him. I also made the decision not to have a second child until I'm married. To be honest, I probably would have finish college by now, but now my job, the rent and bills getting paid are bigger priorities. I used to juggle school, work, a social life and my daughter but there was always one of those that suffered. I just know that the Bachelor's with my name on it will always be there. I also believe there are many people who do not need to bring children in this world without having their sh*t together, mentally and financially, but I don't judge either. Steve, don't seriously turn down the opportunity so soon...to bring another life, a gift from God, here. Even if you wait til your 40, and only have one child, at least you can be able to experience this other pleasure in life.

Final Thought: This is just my opinion.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009  
Blogger Angelo said...

Me and Phil was just having a conversation about women and their kid(s). Single mother's at a young age are vulnerable to fall for a guy in order to come up and try to fill that void. It's obvious determining the conversation, that an altimatum is being forced upon him. When you come across this it's like, where do we go from here? After a while things will eventually fade out and the dude never really cared other than his main objective. They also do and say things to degrade the father of their child in order to glamorize their self (I know this off first hand through experience and still experience it).

It's hard to come across people who don't have a child(ren). I seen this chick at the club last week who was always throwing it at me CrAzY my senior year in high school. Present status: No kids (talkin about CAPITALIZATION). She thought I had 2 kids but acknowledged the fact of how I was always "That Nigga" and see that I still am...the rest is in the bag.

People expect and hope for someone else to play a role that they are not mandated to play. When reality set in and that person leaves you or the relationship is over it adds stress to that person and they really don't give their self a chance to heal. If they focus on their self and the child they, could make a better situation. Focusing on a person in a relationship takes away the attention off of the child. That's why, my time with my daughter is her time (Watch the movie: Daddy's Little Girl's). I don't tag along anybody. There have only been one chick that I really brought around my daughter and that was My ex-Boss Lady.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I completely respect that you are being RESPONSIBLE, many guys dont "want" kids yet they regularly engage in unprotected sex. And actually get upset when their partner gets pregnant.WTF. I am 25 and had my first child in January,its a HUGE responsibility. Luckily his father and I are college grads, working, and now are proud homeowners! However we've been together for 6 years and CHOSE to wait until we were ready to have children. I would encourage anyone who is not ready to be sure to practice prevention. Accidents do NOT happen when it comes to sex, we all know what we are doing and what the consequences are. Be SAFE guys.
--michelle

Thursday, July 09, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Wednesday, August 05, 2009  

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