Kells Drinks Moet For Breakfast, Spectators Question His Maturity Level
I turned 23 this past Saturday. The video below is footage Matt put together of the fellas and I enjoying the early morning and afternoon portion of my birthday.
"Bottle poppin" on a whole new level, Moet (Rose) and Fruit Loops for breakfast. Yum!
Moet public announcement
Unfortunately there's no footage of what went on that night. For some odd reason in my neck of the woods exotic dancers prefer not to be recorded while performing stunts. Crazy? No, that's freaking ridiculous. Since when did Strippers implement a "Bill of Rights."
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Attention: I decided to reupload my entire archive. As shown on the right column of this page, the archive goes as far back as 2006. Yes, that's right Lost in Transition has been around for a long time, way before it became "common" to have a personal blog or a blog centered around celebrities and every time they blink their freakin eyes. Orginality has always been an imperative role in the design, management, and creativity here at Lost in Transition.
...and no I'm not taking shots at anyone.
In my archives, there have been many posts between now and then that have been either controversial, informative, or plain stupid. Now is the time you can go back and read these posts for your viewing pleasure.
Final Thought: My friend Phil taught me this past weekend about "Stripper Etiquette." Prior to his lecture, I had no previous knowledge of this thought provoking subject. There seems to be a fine line between tipping, and not tipping when it comes to Stripping Etiquette. My friend says regardless of the fact that the owner of the strip club told me I drink for free and get free exotic dances (whenever I attend his establishment) - that still gives me no right to be cheap and not tip. Again, this is "Stripper Etiquette" we're talking about. There's also a rule that prohibits you from falling in love during a lap dance, this was the problem with someone other than my self that shall remain nameless. The last rule my friend explained to me about Stripper Etiquette is there is sex in the champagne room, regardless of what the late great Gerald Levert told me many years ago.
Who'd ever think in a industry driven by lap dances and alcohol, that complexity would over shine pure shame.
posted by Steve Kells at
11:24 AM
3 Comments:
While looking through your old posts I've noticed how the focus of the site has transitioned from political issues to personal experiences...(though you cant tell from reading the archives)I've also noticed as the content changed so did the layout...ie. (Then)black strip over eyes...(Now) 2 pics of you on the intro to the site...though I may have an idea as to why...I'd still like to ask for the sake of you other "fans", what caused the change??
LMAO, I can't believe Matt posted the fact that the Hooter's chicks went. It's a Lost in Transition birthday ritual that we all do and celebrate at Hooter's and dumb out. We buy the joint out with an unlimited amount of liquor (NOTE: I'm not a fan of drinking except Bombay & Coronas), wings and whatever else is on the menu. And YES...you can spend a lot of money at Hooter's.
What's so CrAzY is, I couldn't even drink because I didn't have my ID. That was cool because I didn't really care to drink but being forced not to is different. I felt violated and the waitress kept making jokes about it. That's all good though because at the end of the day what did she do Matt?
She still went!!!
The moet and cereal was an interesting combination... its like eating Harolds @ the Trump.... but if Lizzy can do it then so can we!! Shout out to Tru Life!!
Coming soon: (A-list persona's: Diary of a summer) it will be a short film that will only be viewable from www.kellsfetish.com in association with A-List productions.
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