Sunday, January 25, 2009

Kells Finds Probable Cause To Arrest Young Lady Using Fake ID

I decided to delete most of my videos prior to 2009. However I would never upset my loyal viewers and the onlookers who remain silent, so here's 3 new videos that I'm sure you all will enjoy.

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Here's a video I recently uploaded. I won't say when the video was shot, or the main character involved, mainly because that would take away from the suspense of a possible sequel. Absolutely no name dropping/guessing in the comments.

Proof that I'm stupid: "Oh **** they have mirrors that look like birth control?!?!" Go ahead, make your jokes....just remember I was under the influence of alcohol so my judgement was impaired.

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Matt getting his daily fix at the liquor store in downtown Chicago. All while being double parked outside, risking immediate tow. Notice how the sun is still out yet he's comfortably about to partake in a mid-day alcoholic beverage. He'll probably be pissed I posted this video because as his official Marketing Director, it's not a good PR move. But when you're a role model such as myself, you can take risks.

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Here's a video of Matt & I checking into the one of the Suites we bought for a intimate after party celebration we held a couple of weeks ago. Prior to this video I had 4 hours of sleep in the last 2 days. Hard work, no play right?

LMAO @ Matt repeatedly saying "bow" and not being able to find the light switch in the bedroom, followed by his bathtub comment.

All videos shot via BlackBerry Storm

Final Thought: These videos will definitely raise more questions than answers.

9 Comments:

Blogger Lynda said...

LMAO!!!
Mystery Girl is fuuuunny!
and u are a damn fool!!! Mirrors tht look like birth control???

Matt.... gotta love him & his double parking!

Final Thought: The view from the room...had me acting like I've never been outside! lol I flet like a little Counrty Bumpkin

Sunday, January 25, 2009  
Blogger MATT said...

Shout out to the "Mystery Girl" LMAO!!!

If a sequel exists I am offically asking that you post that joint because after you said the mirror looked like birth control I figured you were trashed...so that other footage has got to be off the chain.

Pay close attention because in the third video hosekeeping asked us "Do you need something extra" hint...hint...If Phil was at home he would have took her up on that offer.


Final Thought: -Video Three Quote-

"Big ass tub for you women...look at that...I know yall love that shit..towels and everything fo you baby"

Sunday, January 25, 2009  
Anonymous Mystery Girl said...

Thanx for the shout outs!!

Monday, January 26, 2009  
Anonymous Cutie S said...

LMAO!!!!

Shouts to Mystery Girl.

That was HILARIOUS!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009  
Blogger Fresh said...

LMAO at these videos!!!! Can't help but to love Steve and Matt!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009  
Blogger Angelo said...

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Saturday, January 31, 2009  
Blogger Angelo said...

On e'thing I love, shorty on that ID picture, I graduated with her from high school.
-Funny content!

Saturday, January 31, 2009  
Anonymous mystery girl said...

oh yeah...i forgot.You went to school with her boyfriend too

Sunday, February 01, 2009  

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