Product Developed That Will Finally Disfuse Kells' Colossal Size Ego
There's now a new condom out that serves 3 purposes at one. Besides protecting from STDs & pregnancy, the new "Condometric" condom now accurately measures the size of the user's penis. Yes that's right, the Condometric condom features a ruler imprinted on the latex for the viewers pleasure. For those of you who enjoy the taste of latex you're just in luck. The Condometric condom comes in four flavors including; lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber. The days of ego boosting about your humongous penile size are now over. Instead of your sexual partner counterfactually assuming height and width. He or she will now be able to put all doubt to rest and give an accurate assertion of the actual size of your most prised possession. Unfortunately the condom's maximum length is 25cm, so that would leave me unable to determine if this product lives up to it's name. The condom can currently only be purchased at the manufacturer's website.
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Final Thought: Again, I wear a size 14. Which means....I have really big feet.
...where'd you think I was going with that silly?
posted by Steve Kells at
11:54 AM
6 Comments:
LOL Oh really every man out there is going to think this condom is for them, including you!
Shout out to Big Jones Capone (what's poppin baby?). This 3 in 1 condom is just a technique for women to actually know the size of a man. Men will now be able to put all accusations to rest. I hope Trojan condom brand takes part in some type of marketing for it. The condom is basically for braggin' rights or humiliation purposes.
Awww, there's gonna be some hurt feelings with that invention lol!
That commercial was funny tho, is he for real?
Oh wow. Brothas better start being honest because if not they're gonna look like fools. I had an idea like this before after I got...um...you know....sent off/disappointed. I should have copyrighted it! LOL
Toby needs to quit!! LMFAO Using those kids transportation for recreational purposes.
I think the idea is hilarious, really! I think every condom should have a measuring unit! lol
LMAO!!!
FINALLY
There have been many stories about a guy with a mini pecker/"average" pullin out a Magnum...knowin DAMN WELL they don't need it... I wonder why Men do that? Maybe someone can enlighten me!
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