Kells Kicked Out Of Night Club After Female Patrons Complain Of Bad Breath and Obscene Gestures
Last night was Angelo's birthday party. The party was hosted at Dragonfly located in downtown Chicago. We definitely had a good time. It's always great to be in good company while enjoying yourself. I remained responsible the entire night, not only was I the designated driver but I alongside Angelo had a very important obligation to fulfill at 8AM the next morning. Talk about committing to responsibility....I'm such a role model.
Big shout out to all the LiT Family that was in attendance. If you were there then please share your experience.
Remember you can remain anonymous.
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I'm going to the barber shop tomorrow and I plan on going for a new look. There's a new haircut inspired by President Elect Barack Obama that I just have to get. No it's not ghetto, it's just a little different.
I'm thinking about changing career decisions, and focusing on something more exciting. Lately I've been wanting to work in a zoo and tend to animals. Why you ask? Well I'm living around monkeys so getting paid to work in a zoo should become 2nd nature.
Final Thought: Mixing Moet and Cirroc vodka isn't always a great idea. Please drink responsibly.
posted by Steve Kells at
3:49 PM
23 Comments:
I had such a good time. Its was nice seeing everybody again.
Round 2: November 15, its my B-Day!!!!!!
I had a great time too...3rd Round December 20th
Dammit. I'm such a send off. It's completely out of my control. It looks like it was such a good time =(
UGH. and i KNOW THATS KIM!
Other than my dress being too little so I couldn't drop it like its hot AND the few times I had to resort to violence & hit a guy with my purse due to sexual harassment LOL...I HAD A BALL!!!
I was half asleep @ work in the morning BUT it was worth it!!!
Kells I need you NOT to work @ the zoo...Although the giraffe would be fond of you! =c)
Final Thought: Whoes birthday is NEXT? lol
I had a fun time.All I know is Angelo could not sit down he was everywhere you looked.Then he got a funny dance that he kept on doing.My gurl kept making me madd because she aint wanna dance.She cudda stayed home for dat.I know Lo had a big test in the morning I hoped he passed and my friend liked Steve.She say he cute.I see yall do know how to party. Lo told me it was gone be real classy and not no ghetto shit.Iz dat really how yall party.
I had a sensory overload that night...so much ass everywhere..I almost fainted.(lol)
P.S. The Obama World game is off the chain.
What's up Angelo I really had a nice time. Whoever said that black folks had rhythm probaly haven't seen you dance. That OK Rosie it was your birthday.Thanks for inviting me and King Dave (LOL)
Happy Belated Birthday Angelo, even though I wasn't invited to the party. You better be in class!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hangover or NOT
We had a great time! This is the first time we have had the honor of partying with Angelo and no one can EVER accusing him of not knowing how to have a good time. Everybody looked hot! Angelo, if we had known you were going to be downing drinks like THAT we would have brought more money. You were all over the place, but I am glad you still know how to take care of business. Proud of you! Thanks for inviting us!
I really enjoyed myself at the party and many people came out and celebrated. We had the entire club packed with all attendants being there for us. I want to give a special thanks to all those that made it and those that didn't make it, we partied for you.
LBrandy- It's all good I know you had intentions on being there. I'm still going to rock yours and don't worry about the newspaper I got you.
Fresh & Ms. Glamour- A couple of more rounds don't sound bad at all.
Lynda- Thanks for the shot of Bombay. By the time you got to me, I was way past my limitations.
Kim- Sorry your friend had secluded in the corner. Yes, I exceeded all expectations of my test the next morning. That dance is called The Lo-Down, Throw-Down. Yeah, we party like all the time.
Matt- I'm glad you kept your composure. You know they were T-K as a Bird. (LMAO)
Ms. Miller- I'm glad you and King Dave made it, you know me and Steve make everyone of your events. Now you know how hard we go and I know my rhythm game is CrAzY!
My Graduate Advisor- You know you were invited and let's just hope that I get that Entry-Level position that we are aiming for.
Anonymous aka C-Grin- I'm glad you and Mel made it. I really wanted you all to be there because I have so much love for the both of you. Tell him I said thanks for the 4 shots of Bombay and Corona.
Steve- You showed a lot of love for me on this post. Like I told you, I have love for you like I have for no other dude. Apprciate and it's many more to come!
Hey guys, is it safe to say that was one of the hottest parties this year? If I’m wrong then please correct me.
LikeBrandy - Boooooooooo!
Fresh & Ms Glamour - Round 2, 3, 4, 5....it never stops! We’ll definitely do it again.
Sacha L - "Send off" indeed. I really wanted you to come, so you could give my friends a little more to talk about. More importantly I wanted to shower you with champagne like Dame Dash did in the "Big Pimpin" video. LOL!
...and yes there were a couple of Kims there, but not the Kim you're referring to.
Lynda - I'm gonna go ahead and let the cat out the bag. The guy you're referring to in relation to the "sexual harassment" incident is Matt. LOL, I seen you guys on the dance floor. I think he had some kinda facade that gave him the impression he was in a music video that night.
Either way I'm glad you showed up. Now that you're apart of the family you’re always invited to LiT events.
...Thanks for the drink. Whatever it was, it had a little kick to it.
Kim - I know EVERYONE seen Angelo dancing the entire night. But did you see him when he was passed out on the VIP couch?! I have the pictures to prove it, I’m debating whether or not I’m going to post them.
"Lo told me it was gone be real classy and not no ghetto shit.Iz dat really how yall party. -Kim"
...Whenever we go out we tend to make the night unforgettable. Even if the party is boring, we tend to “get it poppin” regardless. Everybody else will eventually take heed. The secret behind the festive vibe we give off is our extremely different personalities.
-Angelo is obviously the life of the party from start to finish. From him standing on tables, to taking multiple shots he know he can't handle - he's definitely an entertainer. His energy is contagious.
-Matt is The Lady Lover, always trying to get the ladies to enjoy themselves. All while keeping hostile incidents under control for anybody who wants to cause trouble.
-Me...I'm the coordinator of fun. Popping bottles, bringing people off the couches, and getting to know everybody individually.
Matt - I don't know what to say. I always told you "options are a beautiful thing", I guess that night you witnessed it firsthand. On another note, keep your hands to yourself young man. You were getting a bit rambunctious on the dance floor.
Good looking on that bottle of Cirroc. That was one of the night’s best kept secrets (pun intended). Fresh and Ms Glamour took straight shots out the bottle right?
Ms Miller - I didn't get a chance to speak to you, sorry! It's nothing personal but to say I was multi tasking is an understatement. I’m sorry!
...thanks for always inviting me to your parties.
Anonymous (C.G) - Good looking on reminding me not to let Angelo drive home. It didn’t hit me to what you were referring to until I walked away. I’m not slow, just a tad bit delayed. My mother contributes this to some incident in my early childhood where she dropped me on my head. Go figure.
Angelo - How could I not dedicate a whole post to an event like that? There has been much less significant events I’ve wasted my time talking about. Regardless, you know it’s all love big homie (no homo).
Sidenote: When everyone went out to eat afterwards do you even remember anything? Everyone kept looking at me to take care of you like you were my son or something. Talk about being a** baby on your b-day.
Me and my friend's would like to see more pictures.Especially Angelo knocked out on the vip couch. I would agree and say its safe to say this was one of the hottest parties of the year. When is the next party? Will it be by Fresh this Saturday the 15th?
Yeah,post them.Angelo had on a cute Sean John outfit.I like how yall do it. LOL it was classy.
Yo, give 'em what they want, give 'em the VIP joints.
I remember talkin' to Jonovan and discussing with him how you (Steve) didn't order me any food (LMAO). Then Jovanne said she had it and some body walked me to the back of the restaurant. I got to the back, took a bite of my fish sandwich and placed it back in the box. I put my head down and periodically I held an open conversation with the people I was sitting at the table with-(I think).
LMAO-Matt was out there goin' hard with Lynda. As soon as I saw her, I was lookin' for him. Lynda just disappointed me with no MiNi Me:(
I think this was the best party of the year and I'm not just saying that because it was mine but because it's the TRUTH!
Sacha L.- Never under-estimate a LiT event. We get it POPPIN!
Angelo, I'm so sorry that I did'nt make it to the party, but the important thing is that you had a good time.
LMAO!!!
Angelito- It is NOT MY fault that Mini Me is 7 1/2 months pregnant!!! That is beyond my control...how do u think I feel?...Im down a club buddy!!!
The next time I know to bring PEPPER SPRAY ... MATT!!!!
Kells- The drink was a Blue mofo...lmao Im glad something OTHER than Don Julio can give u a kick!!!
I was Gentle Lady so I got u n Angelito a drink...Matt went M.I.A so he missed out!!!!
Yes, its offical now Round 2 at Soundbar on November 15th!!!!!!! I'M SO GEEKED FOR MY BDAY!!!!! Steve, Matt, Angelo, I know you will be there...everybody else: hope to see you!!!!
WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING COMMENT!!
This past weekend was a very momentus ocassion, while partying I noticed that alot of the women had some very prominent posterior's...AKA..PLUMP BOOTY'S. Considering that, I came up with my own scale of just how plump the booty's were called the "Stroke Scale"....now some of the booty's were 3 stroke booty's which means I would probably have to tap out after three strokes...2 stroke bootys were also very abundant but ONE in particular booty was bodaciously PLUMP!! this is what I like to call a one stroke booty...meaning I would probably have to muster up all of my energy and just...WAM!!..one good time because this was a straight up bionic butt. So this post is dedicated to you girl...yet and still I am going to keep you anonymous.
Final Thought: Who The FUCK invited my EX to that shit!!
Angelo - I purposely didn't buy you any food because I knew the end results would be fatal. And what happened? The end results were fatal!!! Not only did I have to walk you to the car, but you vomited up as soon as you got home.
Lynda - By the time you bought my drink I had previously had a couple of shots of Julio and Cirroc, so your drink seemed to kinda push me right over the edge. I really underestimated it. I usually don't do drinks...I like to take straight shots, or drink champagne. Regardless, I have a new respect for that drink.
...and will somebody tell me for once who's this "Mini Me" girl I'm hearing about? I need to see a picture of her.
Fresh - Thanks for the announcement! Round 2 is underway.
Matt - LMAO @ the "Stroke Scale." You've really outdone yourself with this one. This is something normally me and you would talk about privately, but by all means....educate the people.
"So this post is dedicated to you girl" - Matt
...she doesn't know the type of impact she had on the night. Is it safe to call her an "Onion" ?
"Final Thought: Who The FUCK invited my EX to that shit!!" - Matt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! I damn near choked when I read this. I think Ms. Glamour had something to do with that.
Advice 101 if you find yourself in a similar situation:
When you see your ex, you simply have to play it cool. After initial introduction, no other verbal contact is necessary. Be respectful, yet passive. Don't play off her emotions, and the minute she shows disgust in something you're doing (i.e slapping Lynda on the rear end) - as soon as you're done just flip the script and disappear. Not momentarily, but for the night. Make absolutely no eye contact!
LMAO!!! WOW!!!
MATT MATT MATT you need to write a book!!! Because you have out done yourself with this one!!!
I'm sure the girl with the bionic butt would be flattered if she saw this... I know I would!
NOW...your EX, How does the saying go...If you have nothing nice to say... She was BURNING me with her eyes that night. I swore she was into girls until I figured out who she was. She was hawking me ALL NIGHT, If looks could kill...I wouldn't be here to share the story!!! lol
Kells: ONION??? Hmmm Interesting reference to the bionic butt girl!
Final Thought: Ladies, DON'T stare down every woman that you see your ex talking to @ a social gathering. Sweetie, you missed the train that's why you're the THE EX-GIRLFRIEND Build a bridge & we all know the rest!
Lynda - I'll let Matt explain the term "Onion" - I much rather take the high road on this one.
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