Kells Says A Restraining Order Isn't A Deterrent From Cassie, Just A Minor Loophole
Dear Cassie,
I wrote 4 other times but you've yet to respond. I'm guessing it must be some kinda mix up at the Post Office or something. I'm left handed, so at times my writing isn't legible. No hard feelings I'm very forgiving. But anyways, I'm not just some creep who wants to meet you. I'm a soft, shy, gentle young man with an eager desire to fulfill your needs.
I use to shop at Target just to see your face before they pulled your modeling contract. Now I visit your blog 3 times a day which you've yet to update in the past 4 months. I've even seen "Step it Up 2" 6 times. Some people downplay your acting ability, but me....I know an Oscar winning performance when I see it. Can you believe some of my friends try to convey to me that you're talentless? It's just jealously...hell I know they're wrong, I seen you on 106 & Park - your dancing wasn't pathetic it was in fact mesmerizing.
See here's the truth Cassie, no one knows you like I do. I notice the signals you send me during interviews. Sure we've yet to meet, but you know what I'm talking about. The way you constantly blink your eyes, and scratch your left ear.....it's no coincident that those same signals mean "I love you Kells" in some 3rd World Country (no research necessary). So let's speed up the process, we're not getting any younger. Give me a call at (312) 405 - xxxx. Let's get better acquainted.
P.S I've paid no attention to the Diddy rumors, I trust you.
Sincerely yours,
Steve Kells
_______________________________________________
I've seen some ugly animals in my life but I've never seen a piglet with a monkey's face.
Final Thought: Crushes shouldn't be confused with obsession.
posted by Steve Kells at
4:31 PM
13 Comments:
Can I Say Psycho…..Path……
This Blog is definitely like no others, you’re really putting yourself out there for Cassie….. I hope she doesn’t read this and say “omg Creep”…lol But shit if this works then Great!!
(Im Contemplating doing the same for Boris Kodjoe. ♥♥♥...lol)
However, That was the ugliest Flippen animal I’ve ever seen in my life! EWWWWWWW
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
Kellz I neva knew Cassie had it like that. I'm not into girls, but gotdamn! Anyways Im sure if she seen this she'd def give you a call. You got the look.
WOW!!!!
You've out done yourself this time honey!
But should I expect any less from Mr.Kells?
I'm going to get you in therapy....I think my therapist has an opening...lmao! Is Tues @ 2 good for you?
Lynda....Tuesdays are bad for me, perhaps my Thursdays before noon. Either way, have your people contact my people.
Actually, Cassie says she likes the web-site. I got a letter in the mail but didn't say anything about it, thinking it was a prank. I guess they got me mixed in as a reference, crossed adresses or just by association. This is the actual letter from Cassandra Ventura:
Hey Kells,
It's me Cassie. I am so flattered by your crush on me and I feel exactly the same. I love KELLSFETISH.COM and frequently visit the web-site just too see your home page with you holding your Blackberry and tilted hat. I have recieved 2 letters from you and 1 from Lo-Doe asking if he could set-up a meeting between Me and You (SSHHH-He told me not to tell you, so you don't tell him I told you). At first I wasn't for sure if you really liked me until I viewed the archives. And YES Kells, you are a fast learner but you missed one of my signals...When I touch my knee.
P.S.
Don't listen to the Diddy rumors, just like I try not to visit your Flickr account because I get jealous when I see the pictures. When I do go, I just place myself in the place of the other women. Tell Lo-Doe I'm re-aquainting him and Kyla Pratt back together. I owe him that much!
KELLS + CASSIE=ALWAYS & FOREVER
Cassie
LO you went to far with that shit. LMAO. I have been laughing for the last 5 min off of your response......or should I say Cassie's response, then you hit it with the government name. CLASSIC!!!!
OMG..Not comment.
And those Diddy rumor aren't true, he would rather be her then with her if you get my drift LOL!! Sorry Brit but he wears lipgloss, MAC Lipglass to be exact!!!
This post has been removed by the author.
LMAO!!!!
Lo-Doe!!!! Now I see why you two are friends!!!!
Maybe I should try to get some referal bonuses from my therapist.... With you two, I will never have to pay for another session!!!
I know Matt needs to go too...& don't get me started on Phil...
I love ya'll!!!
Very creative Angelo, it was almost believable until I spotted the Kyla Pratt reference.
Thanks Steve, it's almost as good as Cassie's Oscar winning performance.
Or her dancing for that matter!
It's ok Kells, you and Lo can keep hope alive for your respective loves.
Post a Comment
<< Home