Background Investigation Reveals Kells Past Girlfriend Was Indeed A Hooker
- Angelo
- Anicia
- Anne
- Ron**
- P. Maduerer*
- C. Crump*
- P. Bowens Senior*
- L. Bowens**
- T. Koroski**
- T. Bryne
- N. Perez
- T. Romayne
* = current police officer
** = retired (30+ years) police officer
I'm sure I missed at least half a dozen names, but it's not intentional - it's only because several interviews were done at complete random, and I'm not even aware about. For example; several days ago my neighbors approached me while I was walking to my car. They told me my BI came to their house. I was shocked, and kinda embarrassed. Not because he interviewed them, but because he popped up randomly and caught them off guard. Like I said, there aren't any limits to this investigation. By the time you're reading this, my BI will have submitted his report to an adjudicator for a final determination. I'm keeping my fingers crossed because I've never wanted something so bad. This entire process has been mentally and physically draining. I've compromised a lot, and dedicated tons of time to see to it that I've completed every step thus far. If you wish to know how far along I'm in the process, then click here. If you were interviewed by my BI, please post a BRIEF summary of your interview under the comments.
Lately I've been paying a lot of attention to Hillary Clinton and her party like antics. It seems Hillary doesn't mind to have a drink or two. Just last night it was reported Hillary was spotted drinking a couple of shots of Crown Royale followed by a beer as a chaser. What a tough woman....whatever happen to the casual Apple Martini followed by a glass of Red Wine? Oh wait, that's my sister's mom's choice of beverage. Nevermind.
I've been looking for a change in my look. Something flamboyant, something a tad bit more dynamic. What do you think? Enough to make your eyeballs pop out the socket huh?
....Speaking of a hairstyle change, it looks like R. Kelly beat me to it.
Here in Chicago, the weather is beginning to heat up. Like always, the fashion trends change. Unfortunately some people just can't adjust. For example; a laced vest with the back out is meant to do just that.....HAVE THE BACK OUT!
Don't you get tired of barking bitches?
Final Thought: Again, I just want to say thank you to everyone interviewed by my BI. I would pay you to show my appreciation, but that would leave me with nothing. Instead I'll use this as another senseless opportunity to go out and get completely trashed. You guys are welcome to accompany me....just bring your own cash.
posted by Steve Kells at
7:38 PM
7 Comments:
ThankGod you're back. I was getting worried for a min.
As far as your whole BI. THat sounds crazy. I hope its worth it. I couldnt picture some strange guy interviewing people 'bout me
Yo BI (PI to me), was a cool dude. We had a nice lil wrap when he was leaving the crib. He was taking all the information down with a sense of urgency and was on his way.
Did anybody notice that under Hilary's right arm, is a dude that look just like Drew Peterson (Drewie)?
When is the trashing taking place?
The interview was very brief and last all of ten minutes. He was a cool person and made a few jokes during the interview. Although, I don't feel like disclosing the details of the interview, I will say thatI was told that of all the other participants I spoke the highest of Mr. Kelly.
Random Quote: "Reality's a bitch and I heard she bites".
Glad you back baby!!!
I gotta shout out all the haters, and let them know " IM NOT GONNA STOP" I dont care whether you like it or not UMA DO ME!!
Cant believe you didnt list me in your interview list. F U man! Your BI was laid back and he kept me laughing. He asked me something like "do you think Mr. Kelly is responsible enough to be a federal agent for the U.S" - lol, i almost said hell yeeeeeah! Overall the interview was about 10 minutes.
i wish your "BI" contacted me so I could tell him how much of a complete wreck you are.
like dem apples?
I was interviewed. The guy seemed very impressed with your references. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK STEVE, OOPS I MEAN KELLS LOL!
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